5 My ironic passages about a person

Can we all live well without working at all?
That's exactly how our ancestors, the monkeys, lived and live, unlike us.

People differ from plants in that they know that they are capable of more than just grow up, but not all of them.

Why do people have two hands?
When God created us, He knew that you can't tie your shoelaces with one hand.

Is it possible to plan behavior?
You can sometimes plan in free fall, not in behavior.

How does a person differ from any monkey?
In the same way that a mediocre mind differs from direct cunning.

How should I supervise myself?
Based on the collected gossip about myself.