Guru Of Non-Invasive Defloration! (EN)

(Текст VonRaven, музыка VR+AI)
(Написано под впечатлением от перечитывания поэмы "The Raven" Эдгара Аланыча По и хмельных разговоров за столом:)

He walks in silence, calm and cool (so cool),
Guru of new waves, breaking rules (old rules),
With a smile, that's kind a heart so pure,
Changing minds with love, so sure (so sure...).

Meditative eyes like oceans wide (so wide),
He’s got the wisdom he won’t hide (can't hide),
Non-invasive magic got that groove,
Virgin thoughts he will soothe (soothe).

Oh, Guru, take me on your path!
Gently touch my chamber door!
Erase my worries, make me laugh!
Make me dream and beg for more!
Thrill me, fill me, with fantastic
Feelings never felt before!
Tame my brain, my body passion!
Oh, Guru
Of non-invasive defloration!

Emphatically polite, he greets the day (the day),
In his presence, troubles drift away (far away),
No force, no pain, just peace and light,
Guiding softly through the night (dark night).

A man of a new formation rise (he rise),
Teaching hearts with starlit eyes (his eyes),
With each beat, and every breath,
He takes you past, fear and death (yes).

Oh, Guru, take me on your path!
Gently touch my chamber door!
Erase my worries, make me laugh!
Make me dream and beg for more!
Thrill me, fill me, with fantastic
Feelings never felt before!
Tame my brain, my body passion!
Oh, Guru
Of non-invasive defloration!

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