12 Excerpts from the explanatory and goofy dictionaries.

Exit.
Entrance on the other side.

Human.
A blockhead bum who doesn't even have enough century to get wiser.

Mozglyak.
An individual who has lost his “I” under the pressure of different “I”.

Gossips.
Attempts to improve the world by unsuitable means.

Citizen.
A subject who finally showed some dignity.

Fan
A device to simulate the transformation of heat into cold.

Never
It's always the opposite.